Porn is love you can see.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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