Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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