Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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