hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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