coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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