I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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