I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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