Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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