What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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