Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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