he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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