Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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