how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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