If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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