I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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