NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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