okay pat passed out under dana's car
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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