My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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