your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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