Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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