You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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