Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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