I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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