this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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