problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You don't make any sense
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