i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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