I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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