i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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