Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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