I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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