literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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