You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
