She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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