You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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