I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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