What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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