Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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