how can u be prego again
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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