ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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