My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My bed smells like the plague
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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