i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
This house was built for laser tag.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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