why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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