there's paper in my vomit.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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