You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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