As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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