She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we're making bets on your personal life
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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