would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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