this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You made out with two different species that night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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