do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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