I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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