She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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