People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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