im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
