He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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