is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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