Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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