He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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